Prep the veggies
Slice cucumbers and radishes thinly. If you aim for visual drama, use a peeler to make long cucumber ribbons. Slice celery thin so it blends into the texture without overpowering.
De-water the cucumbers (don’t skip this)
Toss the cucumber ribbons with 1 teaspoon kosher salt in a colander and let them sit for 15 minutes. Press or pat with paper towels to remove excess water. This step keeps your salad crisp and prevents dressing from getting diluted.
Make the dressing
Whisk together olive oil, minced shallot, white wine vinegar, maple syrup, sumac, and salt in a small bowl or jar. Taste and adjust — more maple for sweetness, more vinegar for tang.
Toss everything
Place drained cucumbers in a large bowl, add radishes, celery, dill, chives, and mint. Pour 2–3 tbsp dressing over the salad and toss gently to coat. Save extra dressing on the side if someone wants more.
Finish & serve
Top with crumbled vegan cheese (or the seasoned tofu crumble), crack some black pepper, and serve immediately. This salad tastes best fresh — the cucumbers stay crunchy for a short time, so eat within a day.