Stage 1 - Make the Crispy Rice (Mostly Hands-Off)
Preheat the oven to 400°F (200°C).
In a medium bowl, combine the cooled rice with the chili garlic sauce, chili crunch oil, sesame oil, soy sauce, lime zest, and lime juice. Stir thoroughly until every rice grain is evenly coated the mixture should look uniformly orange-red from the chili sauce.
Spread onto a rimmed baking sheet in a thin, even layer. Maximum spread = maximum crispness.
Bake for 25-35 minutes until the rice is noticeably crisped. Check at 25 minutes the edges should be crispy and golden-brown. The rice is done when it holds together in crunchy clusters rather than remaining soft and separate. Watch carefully after 25 minutes; the line between "beautifully crispy" and "burned" is narrow at 400°F.
Allow to cool for a few minutes before adding to the salad very hot crispy rice wilts the delicate herbs.
Stage 2 - Prepare the Salad Base
While the rice bakes, add everything to the large bowl- thinly sliced mini cucumbers, cubed avocado, chopped red bell pepper, sliced green onions, shredded red cabbage, chopped peanuts, cooked edamame, chopped basil, and cilantro.
Stir together well so the components are evenly distributed.
The avocado timing- Cube the avocado and add it last to prevent crushing during mixing. Gently fold it in rather than stirring aggressively.
Stage 3 - Make the Dressing
Add all dressing ingredients to a small blender and blend until completely smooth. Taste and adjust:
Too thick- Add water 1 tablespoon at a time until pourable
Too salty- Add another ½ lime juice or a splash more rice vinegar
Needs more heat- Add a small squeeze of sriracha or extra garlic
Stage 4 - Assemble
Add the cooled crispy rice to the salad bowl. Pour the dressing over everything. Toss thoroughly until every component is coated.
Serve immediately the crispy rice maintains its crunch for approximately 20-30 minutes after assembly before it begins softening from contact with the dressing.