Prep the quinoa and veg
Cook 2 cups of quinoa according to package instructions (or use leftover quinoa). Drain and cool slightly. Chop the peppers and set the halves ready.
Mix the filling
In a large bowl, combine the 2 1/2 cups salsa, 1 cup corn, 1 can black beans, 2 tsp cumin, 1 tsp ancho chili powder, 1/2 tsp smoked paprika, 1/2 tsp garlic salt, 1/4 tsp salt, and the 2 cups cooked quinoa. Stir until well combined.
Stuff the peppers
Spoon the quinoa mixture into each pepper half until nicely filled. Arrange the pepper halves snugly in the slow cooker.
Cook
Cover and cook on HIGH for 3 hours. (Yes, the cooker cooks them without drying out.) If you prefer softer peppers, add 10–15 minutes.
Make the avocado sauce
Mash 1–2 avocados in a small bowl. Add juice from 1 lime, 1/4 tsp salt, and 1/2 tsp hot sauce if using. Whisk in a teaspoon of water at a time until you hit a pourable but creamy consistency.
Serve
Spoon avocado sauce over each stuffed pepper half. Sprinkle 1/2 cup chopped cilantro and offer lime wedges.
Pro tip: If your slow cooker runs hot, set to low and check at 2½ hours. Crockpots vary like personalities.